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methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

a pizza

a pizza

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batreaux:

even if your girl has 30 followers, treat her like she has 1000

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commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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lookinforhotbf:

im my biggest fan 

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